Caught Toobin

The act of forgetting you were Skype fapping before your virtual work meeting, and Zoom automatically turns on your camera catching you sausage-in-hand.

I was home alone and was caught Toobin

by JUMBOpin October 21, 2020

Caught up

When one becomes involved unintentionally in a situation that doesn't concern them.

John in jail because he got caught up in Lisa's family drama.

I don't fuck with Ellie after he tried to get me caught up in some beef he have going with Ray Ray and his boys.

by Mackendeez July 25, 2022

caught a body

to kill someone

"I got the feds on me and on top of everything, I just caught a body."

by Smegmid June 7, 2023

caught up

Someone, usually a minor, who was caught vaping, smoking, or with similar materials.

“Man the drug dogs came to my class today & I got caught up”

“Does your mother know?”

by queenofspaydes July 4, 2019

Caught on the Fumble

When someone is supposed to be listening to another person's conversation, when really they are thinking of something else (often of something innapropriate of the conversation itself), and are asked a certain question relative to the topic you were supposed to be listening to. that causes you to draw a big, huge blank.

When you come up with a quick, sudden distraction to avoid having to actually answer the question (and thus look like an idiot and/or get in trouble), the name for that action is to Dodge the Fumble or dodging the fumble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) Dodged the fumble there, John...

by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009

caught the tater

verb. unwillingly getting caught in an illegal act and or being arrested.

perp: where u at?

eazy: caught the tater bruh ; driving home last night with a brewty in my hand and a bluntsky and the boys rolled up behind me. caught the tater...

by brupty March 14, 2010

Caught offside

Penetrating a female's anus, when the female assumes one would be penetrating the her vagina

Example #1

Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...

Example #2

Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident

by Chaucer1934 March 8, 2014