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Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016
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Texaco Carwash

When you get a golden shower by a group of Mexicans.
Yeah, I heard she got a Texaco Carwash once while she was in L.A..
by JeffyDumDum303 April 1, 2023
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Carwash kitty

So two friends went to the car wash to wash their car. And one of the girls got up on the car and started washing their “kitty”. An when she started doing so white stuff started cuming out so they started cleaning with it.
Omg she’s washing her car with carwash kitty.
by Carwash kitty November 19, 2021
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Carwash

When a female preforms oral sex on a males asshole
“Man I got the best carwash last night she went in with her tongue”
by Kittykat5000 June 28, 2022
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Velvet carwash

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex
Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.
by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022
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australian carwash

last night kelly gave me an Australian carwash"
by Forsakenmeme420696969 November 6, 2021
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Carwash

Carwash is another word for rehab.
Nancy sure has been doing a lot of duster lately I sure hope she makes it to the carwash.
by ITOWNJOE April 17, 2019
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