Carlos

He usually is a retard and has a small dick that seems like a third ball most of the time he is very funny but sometimes he can be a pain in the ass and can be annoying but somehow yo end up being his friend.

Omg you are so funny Carlos

by Franchopancho October 11, 2018

carlos

Carlos is a massive man slag who shags tons of birds, he will make you want to shag him in one sentance. “i’m gonna sniff her panties, look at her tits, i’m gonna fuck her so hard” “Nice tits”

Carlos is so fucking HOT

by cheddy503 June 6, 2020

Carlos

Fez's brother from that 70's show. The type of mexican who can't pronounce english words correctly cause of his mexican accent but thats okay cause everyone loves him.

Person 1: Whats your favorite movie?
Carlos: Obin Houd.

Person 1: What?
Carlos: Obin Houd.

Person 1: Whats that?
Carlos: The one with that guy who takes that money from the king!
Person 2: Oh you mean robbin hood!!!.......................ur such a carlos.

by Carloslover June 3, 2010

Carlos

A Sweet, Charming, Nice, Caring, Cute, Puerto Rican, Smart, Friendly Guy. Anyone, is lucky to have Carlos as a friend. He is the most amazing guy alive. The most dreamy guy ever. He is oober awesome, and makes this one girl Kaley feel like she's the only girl in the world. Everyone is jealous of Carlos. He's indescribable. And anyone and everyone LOVES Him <333

That guy's a carlos........... hes so amazing.

by Kaleybear August 2, 2011

Carlos

Has a big heart when you get to know himand caring loves one girl and love her for ever and cares about his friend and if someone kills his family or friend he gets revenge

Your such a Carlos

by Don’t know u November 22, 2018

Carlos

what a retard he lost his car

carlos

by sethmintheGAYMER November 24, 2019

Carlos

A guy from Australia who is a douchbag, makes his girlfriend mad all the time but the angry make-up sex is great!

That bastard Carlos made me so angry yesterday but at least he nailed me good later that night to make up for it.

by MissGeekChic April 4, 2012