Cardboard Badger

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters

I want that cardboard badger for my hallway

by Bruce September 14, 2003

A Cardboard-Box

a southern poor person's home that lives up in them there mountains.

Jess lives in a cardboard box with her dog and her deer named buckie.

by poohie November 12, 2003

Cardboard box

-boxy, boxish

Noun:
1. Aaron Rogers.
2. Lack of a personality.
Verb:
1. To run into a pole.

1."Oh my God! He is SUCH a Carboard Box!"

2. "Did you see Box today?

3. "I can't believe he boxed his car!"

by Jacque L'Poot February 08, 2005

cardboard ass

Sidney Smith

She has an ass as flat as a piece of cardboard. Call her cardboard ass

by #1 Roast Session May 03, 2016

Cardboard cutout

When your noodle gets stuck inside your zipper and you have to cut it out the shape of your wanker

"Man last weak i had to do my third cardboard cutout i hate zippers"
"i feel you"

by ndndnsd May 31, 2015

Cardboard Crack

Cardboard crack refers to scratch-off lottery tickets. Especially to those who can't go to the gas station without buying a handfull of tickets and promptly redeem each two dollar winner so they can buy more cardboard crack.

My buddy is addicted, he can't go one day without scratching his cardboard crack.

by ticklethepickle September 25, 2010

cardboard patriot

A conservative who acts like a patriot and thinks he's a patriot, but whines about someone who doesn't stand for the US National Anthem. Cardboard patriots completely ignore a person's freedom to do whatever they'd like during the playing of the national anthem.

Look at all the cardboard patriots whining about the NFL players kneeling for the anthem

by cup_of_STFU October 27, 2017