You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5

Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .

Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …

by Wende October 19, 2023

I can’t see rn

When you were crying and your eyes are still hazy.

Hey, I heard they didn’t invite you, wanna blow up their house??

Nah, I can’t see rn.

by Kinda cool ngl February 4, 2023

Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.

Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has

by AlxR25 November 1, 2023

Wait i can’t remove definitions?

oh god oh no oh god help

“wait i can’t remove definitions?”
“well oh god oh no oh god”

by anonymous June 28, 2022

I can’t breef

When a nigger is unable to breathe, despite having a wide nose.

George Floyd: I can’t breef
Nick: Too bad, nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER March 17, 2024

I can’t with you

You’re being silly

Ang: falling asleep again after taking a nap*

Me: Omg Ang “I can’t with you”

by Ojitosrojitos March 28, 2020