Burriot

n. An inverted form of the burrito. The burriot may be constructed in two ways:

a. A tightly rolled tortilla dipped multiple times in a puree of ( chicken/beef/pork + beans + rice + lettuce + tomato + avacado + sour cream), waiting 30 minutes between each dip for the layer to harden, and thus achieving an outer shell of 3/4 inch thickness overall. The resulting dish has a satisfying crunch to it but none of the heterogeneity of a burrito.

b. A tortilla is wrapped around a rotisserie-like rotating stick, and the chef alternates brushing on "glue" layers with sprinkling the other ingredients: painting the cheese, sprinkling the rice, painting the guacamole, sprinkling the chicken/beef/pork, painting the sour cream, sprinkling the beans, painting some more cheese on there because fuck it, at this point, why not, then not even bothering with the lettuce or tomato because that's just gonna disappoint the target audience for this kind of thing

Person #1: Sir, what in the name of Cesar Chavez is wrong with your burrito?

Person #2: Nothing, it's a burriot! Want some?

Person #1: No... no thank you.

by haydubs February 13, 2013

Burristo

A Burrito Artist, one who makes/prepares burritos in a fast food environment, the Mexican Fast Food equivalent of a Barista.
Applies to either gender, based on employment.

"Hey man did you see that Burristo gave me extra sour cream and didn't even charge me"

"The Burristo asked all my friends how their meal was but not me, the Burristo bummed me out"

by Superfan GIO April 10, 2013

burrito penis

Noun; to refer to a penis when it is soft much like a warm burrito

Example: His limp burrito penis did nothing to satisfy the cravings of her fish taco.

by Ahawk32 February 1, 2014

Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

by Novanova April 12, 2016

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice!

The song sung in reference to making a trip to El Indio Mexican Restaurant in Gainesville, Florida or any good quality mexican restaurant for that matter. The song is sung by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. The song is sung to the rhythm of " Whatever you like" by T.I.

Guy 1: Yo we got coupons to dio. Ima get that combo and sweet tea

Guy 2: Coupons?!

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!

Guy 1: Oh shoot!

by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

Burrito Bussy

The result of eating a burrito before getting slammed by your bros.

"I probably should've laid down a tarp, that's one helluva a burrito bussy you've got there"

by C3H8_Accessories May 6, 2022

Bruces Burritos

The most delicious place to eat any sort of mexican food outside of mexico, possibly even inside mexico. Whenever you come to Bruces you will be intensely pleased in the mouth and can't wait to come back for more. Bruce's is the only restaurant in the state of Maine that is is perfectly acceptable, and even expected for stoners to come dine in, most commonly known as Bruce's.

Lets get stoned and go to Bruces Burritos

by C-town gangster October 6, 2011