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bumper humper 

A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.
See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.
bumper humper by dan gemmtinte March 20, 2006

Bumper Kit 

Bumper Kit by Anonymous May 15, 2003

bumper-bully 

One who drives closely on another's bumper to intimidate such that the closely followed/bumper-bullied will change lanes (from fast lane to slow) to enable the subsequent bumper-bullying of those in front of him/her who might be merely driving the speed limit.
Bob was enjoying his coffee on his commute to Denver from Fort Collins, and though he was driving the maximum speed limit his rear-view and side mirrors served him a constant reminder of a SUV bumper-bullying him to change lanes.
bumper-bully by leech-gatherer December 14, 2010

bumper snootch

a woman that eats crap loads of mexican food, including tacos
man look at that daaaaaaaamn bumper snootch
bumper snootch by irsishunicorns December 12, 2010

Bumper harvest 

"this years harvest is double of the years before!"
"What a Bumper harvest we got here!"

bumper sticker 

n. a lower back tattoo usually on a woman.
Damn did you see Annie. Nice ass and a great bumper sticker!
bumper sticker by Sethr August 24, 2005