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Brysons are usually RUDE. They tend to be gamers and like to sit around all day and get fat. They like to discriminate other people. They also like to bring people down so they can get the satisfaction of breaking someone’s heart. They are usually very toxic people. They eat a lot. They don’t care about anyone but themselves. They think they’re better than everyone. They aren’t very organized. They like to fart a lot.
Me: you like that guy Bryson
Friend: oh no he’s so rude
Bryson by Gilbert’s August 12, 2019
That Bryson is a fucking cat fucking dick wad with a cuntbag stuck to his ass. god if he shares his milk with the rest of the world, there would be no world hunger.
Bryson by Ling Butt 69 April 25, 2008
The worst guy that will ever come into your life. He's rude, untruthful, backstabbing, and he doesn't care about anyone but himself. A Bryson can tear your world apart with stuff he says. Never fall in love with a Bryson. He will break you!
Me: My heart just got played
Lauren: Was it by a Bryson?
Me: Yep
Me: Figured🙄
Bryson by Heartbrokenshank December 18, 2018
A fucking pussy ass bitch who tries to be cool but isn't. A Bryson is someone who everyone fucking hates but keeps around for the memes. An ugly piece of shit that no one loves.
Oh my god is that Bryson, god he's such an ugly bitch, he keeps trying to ask me out but he's so fucking ugly
Bryson by Pussy Destroyer McGee October 1, 2017
“Yo look at that Bryson over there
Bryson by Joe bob June 8, 2018
Is a complete homosexual. and ugly asf. also has no friends social life is zero
"oml your such a bryson"