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Mad Max Bullshit

Mad max bullshit is when some insane shit is going on and you're the only one dealing with it.

In mad Max , Max served as the last line of defense against the reckless marauders terrorizing the roadways of Australia .

The term comes from the song " bury me with it " by Modest mouse , although it's unclear if this is what the artist meant .
Say your playing a zombie survive game with your friends and there all hiding while you take on the hord

" could some one please help me kill them , I'm sick of this fucking Mad Max Bullshit."
by Trash cat June 2, 2017
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FIFA bullshit

1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:

Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs

FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net

Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header

etc.

2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.
Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit
by fudgemybum December 10, 2010
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Bullshit headlock

A lengthy conversation that is unwelcome, with a person you’d rather avoid.
I would have been here sooner, but I got caught in a bullshit headlock by (insert person's name here).
by Facher October 9, 2007
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bowlshittin

1. To bullshit someone.

2. To take forever to do something

3. Saying you're going to do something, but never follow through with it.

4. Never showing up to a place after you said you would be there.
Rob: Say dah, where's dat nigga Matt at? He's been in that Exxon buyin a sweet fo like 14 minutes dah.

Stew: He's bowlshittin, story of my life.
by SweetStew December 4, 2007
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bullshited

(v.) The act of handing in improvised work that you probably did the night before.

(n.) BS is improvised work with which the writer has no care for.
(v.) Yeah... I bullshited that essay, who cares if I fail.

(n.) This work is absolute BS, did you even care?!
by Ambassador Salazar June 27, 2008
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Bullshit Babble

When a person makes weird sounds or vocalizations that are supposed to be words, but sounds like random gibberish.
Guy 1:" Hey so... fumsahlbadabblefuga"
Guy 2:" I didn't understand you, that was a bunch of bullshit babble."
by ahogle1 July 31, 2010
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Perpetual Bullshit

Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.
This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods

name does it go to 100?
by Bryan&Bryan June 28, 2010
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