Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Bristol Preparatory Academy

Bristol Prep

A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.

Bristol Prep is fucking lit man

Bristol Preparatory Academy is dope

by FatBoooootyHoes November 9, 2017

bristol

Someone you always want but can never have

bristol is so hot but shes dating chad

by Fluster5 December 27, 2022

Bristol

Small town on Tn/Va state line; Everyone knows everyone; There isn't shit to do besides go downtown or The pinnacle; but hey we get out of school for the race ;)

Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)

Jack: “there’s nothing to do here!”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”

Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”

by Medium_biscuit January 5, 2020

Man from Bristol

A bored redneck from Bristol, TN

There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!

by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017

Bristol

The funniest person and a horrible speller

“Is that a lil peep lover?” “Yeah, it’s bristol”

by Bristy March 9, 2022

Bristol

A person that isn’t popular but is well known. They are very into sports. They’re looks are jaw dropping and when they smile your stomach is filled with butterfly’s. When they text you first it makes your heart skip a beat. Over all one of the sweetest people.

Have you met Bristol?
Who hasn’t?

by anonymous May 23, 2022