Broccoli Cock

Broccoli Cock is a term used to describes a penis that is so infected that it takes on a green coloration. Sometimes misused to describe a mushroom cock (see 'mushroom cock').
Broccoli Cock can be the resulting condition from getting down with skanky bitches, women with unwashed grubby maggot-twats, or poosterbation (see 'poosterbation'). It is rare for this term to be used as an insult due to the sensitivity of the topic of ones grotesquely infected jock trout, and more often than not other men feel pity for men that are suffering from Broccoli Cock.
David - "I've been poosterbating for years and this is the first time I've ever got Broccoli cock"

Jack - "say what?! you wank with shit?!"

David - "Yeah dude, most people do."

3 random guys listening to the conversation look over to Jack and nod their heads and all admit to having Broccoli Cock too.
by Spydabytes September 10, 2010
mugGet the Broccoli Cockmug.

Broccoli Man

Kingpin of heroin in the Chicagoland area, self proclaimed bitch stealer.
I creamed when I saw Broccoli mans stem.
by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020
mugGet the Broccoli Manmug.

broccoli squeakers

Little kids who play pvp.thearchon.net and are in the faction broccoli. Examples of this are SniffyEH (Best cannoner), Dhir (Annoying PvPer), and Everywheremessi (Raging Bow booster).
The Broccoli Squeakers are clowning in chat.
Wow, we just got split by the broccoli squeakers.
I think these broccoli squeakers need to get hit.
by SqueakerMcRaidster December 16, 2019
mugGet the broccoli squeakersmug.

backwards broccoli

It's weed. People used backwards broccoli for weed deals.
Hey yo, you has some backwards broccoli?
by Chef Mama Mia January 29, 2018
mugGet the backwards broccolimug.

Broccoli Boy

A nickname refed to Izuku Midoriya. Also known as Deku.
If you don't already know, Izuku Midoriya is from an anime called ' My Hero Academia '
by funnybunny8201 May 21, 2021
mugGet the Broccoli Boymug.

broccoli richardson

A rich pale pasty man that wears shorts shorts
Thanks to my mom I got them broccoli richardson bucks bo
by Jayrosay919 December 23, 2022
mugGet the broccoli richardsonmug.

Pass the broccoli

Would u pass the broccoli and not bogart it Sunny
by RG San February 22, 2018
mugGet the Pass the broccolimug.

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