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Boris Johnson 

A total, complete and utter twat. A racist, misogynistic, ignorant piece of crap that runs Britain. An absolute shithead who has decided to build himself a plane and fly to Bulgaria.
British Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Boris Johnson?
British Guy 2: That utter piece of shit in charge? Yeah, I've heard of him.
British Guy 1: Yeah, he is crap, isn't he?
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Boris Johnson 

Boris Johnson 

An Ignorant shithead that runs britain
Guy 1: Hey you know that Boris Johnson bloke?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean that ignorant cumwipe?
Guy 1: Yeah that one.

Boris's flat

Best casino, hotel, nightclub, brothel, bar, off licence, restraunt in Oxford
man we got so fucked up yesterday at Boris's

i ate the best Pizza at Boris's

Boris has such a comfy bed

that game of poker at Boris's cost me 2800$!

the best women in Oxford are to be found at Boris's flat!
Boris's flat by Zhangir June 22, 2009

Boris Dancing 

A dance specific to Eastern European males, can be seen in nightclubs around the world. Involves bouncing, usually the right leg in time to the beat of the music playing, also nodding the head in time with this. If the dancer is really feeling the beat they can bounce both arms up in the air with both forefingers pointing up, if the beat is AMAZING they can pump just one arm in the air, repeatedly.... while performing the leg and head moves.
Wow, check the hottie over there Boris dancing...
Boris Dancing by Stevko July 28, 2009

Boris Johnson 

The "Satan of England" and the "English Donald Trump"
"Nobody likes Boris Johnson"
"I know right"

Boris Johnson 

The incompetent fool, who was acting as prime minister during the covid pandemic in the UK.
Ugh, boris Johnson just imposed another lockdown.