The Shashlik and squatting king. If you need something to look to in life, have no hope for human kind anymore, go watch life of boris. His calming Russian accent will make you feel inner peace for the rest of your life. Has the digestion system of a Russian bear that lived in the woods and killed more that 30 people in the woods for the past 30 years. Drinks vodka and kvass on a daily basis.
Man with crippling depression: I want to kill myself.
Life of Boris YouTube channel: Do not fear BORIS is here!"
Life of Boris YouTube channel: Do not fear BORIS is here!"
by Not a kpop fan. February 24, 2021
Get the Life of Borismug. A dance specific to Eastern European males, can be seen in nightclubs around the world. Involves bouncing, usually the right leg in time to the beat of the music playing, also nodding the head in time with this. If the dancer is really feeling the beat they can bounce both arms up in the air with both forefingers pointing up, if the beat is AMAZING they can pump just one arm in the air, repeatedly.... while performing the leg and head moves.
by Stevko July 28, 2009
Get the Boris Dancingmug. by Boris Johnson 2019 November 3, 2019
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Get the Boris Johnsonmug. The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option
by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. Adjective:
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.
Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.
Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
Examples:
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'
Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'
Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
by Sickofeverything2019 September 5, 2019
Get the Boris Johnson'dmug.