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Congo Bongos

A name for the ass cheeks of a black woman with a shapely booty that is, or would be, pleasing to touch/spank.
Guy 1: Damn! Take a look at the ass on her.
Guy 2: I'd play those Congo Bongos any day.
by MidwestDW November 14, 2014
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bongo mag

bongo mag (n). Rhythm literature,
spangle book.
by C February 24, 2004
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bongo fever

having an unstopable urge to go the the nearest club and dance worse than a retarded ape
"bongo fever" your 10 bottles of blue WKD worse off and its saturday night. so you and your friends put your war paint on and shorest skirts and go the the bongo!
by skunk(69) August 14, 2011
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Cum Bongo

An affectionate name for lady juice sometimes emitted during female orgasm. This act can be accompanied by singing altered lyrics to the 80s TV jingle for the similarly named juice drink. "Cum Bongo, Cum Bongo, They drink it in the Congo." Don't get carried away, neither health professionals or the Congolese advise drinking Cum Bongo.
Mother Teresa discovering she was a Norris McWhirter was exciting, washing the Cum Bongo stains from her sheet the next day was however, was a thundering nuisance.
by Phep November 1, 2015
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Bongo Man

One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.

Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.
Person A: Do you know the Bongo Man?
Person B: Bongo Man put my mom in the hospital.
Fuck Bongo Man
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
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bongo bangin

when in sex and about to cum you start smacking her boobs so she doesn't realize you come in her.
i feel like such a bongo bangin sumbitch for gettin her pregnant
by JangkeZ June 5, 2011
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bongo cat

a cat who played the bongo then got shot in vr chat from ree kid
by bongo cat lover March 12, 2020
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