Blundershag

The act of having sex with a family member at a special occasion such as a wedding or funeral and instantly regretting it

I shagged my aunty at my sister's wedding it was such a blundershag

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023

Blinkers

A 'Blinker' is a type of hit one can take from a vape cartridge. Referring to the blinking of the LED light when taking a large inhale

Ay bro, going nonverbal at the grocery store after ripping blinkers on the penjamin is something else.

by PagnumLordd July 31, 2023

froogal binders

the little plastic bits on the end of your shoe laces

shit the cat just chewed my froogal binders

by banana bumchop May 28, 2008

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020

Da Blinkers

Noun: When someone leaves a fat load underneath your pillow.

Sam: “Martín, did you find my present for you?”
Martín: “Da blinkers?!”
Sam: “Yeah man I busted one to your Mom!”

by Room107DaBois April 17, 2021

Pussy Blinkers

When you squint your eyes in a certain way and they look like pussy

Hey Billy! Those are some fine pussy blinkers

by Future_Ghost April 29, 2021

pinky blinder

when someone sneaks a pinky in your ass

“I was fucking Johnny and he gave me a pinky blinder. WTF?!”
“what’s that”
“he put his pinky in my ass without any warning”

by thomas-shelby-69 March 26, 2022