zero (0) bitches

Having absolutely NO hoes whatsoever

Person 1: “Yo that man Tyler got zero (0) bitches bro”
Person 2: “Ik bro fr he must be lonely”

by Iwannaeffsasuke March 4, 2021

BASIC bitches

females with expertise in the Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code

Q: I'm having trouble with syntax
A: I'm not familiar with that. You might want to ask one if the BASIC bitches. They always have the answer.

by butt country September 10, 2014

Bitches be crazy

Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, "Bitches be crazy". It is pretty self explanatory. Every single girl is the spawn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes bitches crazy. Thats why you can't understand them as a guy, cause they're not real people

Matt: Dude my girlfriend sucks a lot, and not the good kind
Sean: Bitches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
Matt: Wow....... You changed my life forever.

by bitchesbecrazy March 24, 2008

alotta bitches

A pair of words used to describe a place where good looking females assemble. This place is usually a bar or some form of social gathering that involves alcoholic beverages.

Me: Man there aren't even any bitches here.

Nate: Come down South Side, there's alotta bitches.

by ant64 October 21, 2008

Best Bitches

Two or more friends who are close enough to refer to on and other in derogatory terms with out having a fight.

Ex: Danielle and Lizzie are my Best Bitches

by sarabeara6393 January 2, 2012

Bitches rights

The rights of a bitch/Friend with benefit/booty call.
Bitches rights entitles said friend to a small favour every now and again. This extends to saving their bacon, lying for, getting the kettle on and bed therapy.

bird " mate, i've just driven a hundred miles, I'm calling bitches rights. get a brew on, i'm gaspin"

bird " mate, its been a long FKN day, i'm calling bitches rights, i need to ride this SHT out."

by Acheivment_Unlocked September 20, 2011

no bitches

"no bitches" is used by people who dont know how to pull any women and think they are so cool saying it

person: you get no bitches bro
bro: u acting like u can pull women urself u just jealous i have friends

by PanicInTheCity March 15, 2022