Bitches be crazy

Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, "Bitches be crazy". It is pretty self explanatory. Every single girl is the spawn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes bitches crazy. Thats why you can't understand them as a guy, cause they're not real people

Matt: Dude my girlfriend sucks a lot, and not the good kind
Sean: Bitches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
Matt: Wow....... You changed my life forever.

by bitchesbecrazy March 24, 2008

bitchen

really good

"that concert was BITCHEN, dude!"

by mainframe October 31, 2003

bitchen

1. Exceptionally good of its kind.
2. Of great quality.
3. Said when astonishes someone's fancy.

That tomato soup is bitchen.

by Yuliya March 11, 2004

alotta bitches

A pair of words used to describe a place where good looking females assemble. This place is usually a bar or some form of social gathering that involves alcoholic beverages.

Me: Man there aren't even any bitches here.

Nate: Come down South Side, there's alotta bitches.

by ant64 October 21, 2008

bitchalong

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.

Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"

by ownagetime March 18, 2008

Best Bitches

Two or more friends who are close enough to refer to on and other in derogatory terms with out having a fight.

Ex: Danielle and Lizzie are my Best Bitches

by sarabeara6393 January 2, 2012

Bitches rights

The rights of a bitch/Friend with benefit/booty call.
Bitches rights entitles said friend to a small favour every now and again. This extends to saving their bacon, lying for, getting the kettle on and bed therapy.

bird " mate, i've just driven a hundred miles, I'm calling bitches rights. get a brew on, i'm gaspin"

bird " mate, its been a long FKN day, i'm calling bitches rights, i need to ride this SHT out."

by Acheivment_Unlocked September 20, 2011