beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010

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Bexing It

To orchestrate social or informal arrangements, events, to influence the secondary plans of others (travel / accommodation) on the basis that there is said event to attend, and then cancel, pull-out or bail on entire event, effectively leaving prospective attendees stranded. This can sometimes manifest itself as a "Sorry i couldn't be there in person..." satellite beam-in.

"So then everyone cancelled and it was just me and him there."
"Really? How come?"
"Well the guy that organised the party has a habit and history of consistently Bexing It."
"Man, that sucks."

by RollingHeavy1983 December 18, 2011

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Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

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Beating the old boy's

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.

Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's

by D_strikes September 18, 2017

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