When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).
Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.
by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009
Get the Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernardmug. A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
by 69$$ March 20, 2017
Get the St. Bernards High Schoolmug. the polar bear from bernard and friends.
Bernard hates birds but he is a bird so he hates himself.
he's a crazy cowboy and a party animal.
he is a person who values tegridy, stale bread, and loves his ninja moustache.
he has a best friend called sam who is an ugly little toad with attachment issues and no friends.
sam is an alcoholic with self esteem issues, stubby feet and he is balding so he has to wear an ugly smurf hat from wish. Sam can't do shit with his life because he self sabotages and has ugly saggy arms that flop around like dead stinky fish and he can't afford spotify premium
sam has the body of a penguin with skinny ass legs like cold spaghetti noodles with no sauce and his face has the circumfrence of a small resolute desk.
he waddles like he got every std from the 1700's and gaslights all his friends.
for some reason bernard is friends with sam even though sam isn't a very good friend because he is a dirty, lying, ugly bird.
Bernard is a silly goose who really really loves a man named Darold
Bernard hates birds but he is a bird so he hates himself.
he's a crazy cowboy and a party animal.
he is a person who values tegridy, stale bread, and loves his ninja moustache.
he has a best friend called sam who is an ugly little toad with attachment issues and no friends.
sam is an alcoholic with self esteem issues, stubby feet and he is balding so he has to wear an ugly smurf hat from wish. Sam can't do shit with his life because he self sabotages and has ugly saggy arms that flop around like dead stinky fish and he can't afford spotify premium
sam has the body of a penguin with skinny ass legs like cold spaghetti noodles with no sauce and his face has the circumfrence of a small resolute desk.
he waddles like he got every std from the 1700's and gaslights all his friends.
for some reason bernard is friends with sam even though sam isn't a very good friend because he is a dirty, lying, ugly bird.
Bernard is a silly goose who really really loves a man named Darold
by Ludovico loves r(c)ocks March 28, 2022
Get the bernardmug. Aline Bernard is a state of mind. One who is "Aline" is one who is a genius. "Aline Bernard" refers to somebody who achieved something of high (ACADEMIC) standing, or is proven/proving to of done something completely new that requires a lot of effort, understanding, and intellectual capability.
by BEDAR May 20, 2022
Get the Aline Bernardmug. by danielster July 27, 2018
Get the prins bernardmug. Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person.
A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.
Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.
Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.
Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.
They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games
A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.
Bernards are kinda cool
A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.
Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.
Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.
Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.
They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games
A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.
Bernards are kinda cool
Person 1: that dude is such a choch!
Person 2: no his name is bernard!
Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...
Person 1: or fuck me?
Person 2: no his name is bernard!
Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...
Person 1: or fuck me?
by Serbian_nose_2k17 April 21, 2017
Get the Bernardmug. The house located in the Northwest area of Tilted Towers near the Courtyard. Referred to as "Bernie's" on the weekends.
by NotKye June 13, 2018
Get the Bernard's Housemug.