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Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).
Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.
by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009
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St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.
by 69$$ March 20, 2017
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Colette Bernard

The number one Lidl shopper that will rade the shop
I might turn into a Colette Bernard if I don't stop going Lidl
by Shane and ECKO August 29, 2016
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Bernard's House

The house located in the Northwest area of Tilted Towers near the Courtyard. Referred to as "Bernie's" on the weekends.
I'm getting horrible loot in Bernard's House, Bernard is being a real pube today.
by NotKye June 13, 2018
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prins bernard

Obscure dutch slang for penis.

Only used by boomers & up.
by danielster July 27, 2018
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BERNARD

THIS GUY IS THE BLACKEST MAN ON EARTH .

HE IS SO APE AT FOOTBALL

NO ACCURACY, AIM OR POWER .
BERNARD IS SICK AT FOOTBALL
by KSJFKDNSM February 11, 2019
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saint bernard prep

It’s a place of a bunch of suck ups they are mostly fuckers and they are just annoying they are like if your not perfect you don’t fucking fit in it is a catholic fucking boarding school in Alabama cullman and I think you shouldn’t ever go there or definitely board there just being honest
by Rip9/11forever February 18, 2019
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