Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009

St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.

Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.

by 69$$ March 20, 2017

Bernard

Man with a massive cock and pulls uncountable amount of women and fucks them dry everyone knows it

Fuck sake bernard fucked my woman again

by Tommyquinn295 June 29, 2022

pody bernard

pody Bernard is grandma Latisha dog who been stuffed for eat years dead for seven you have to say pody Bernard when u meet him.

say hi pody Bernard say hi to my dog .

by Niggahump April 22, 2017

Bernard Geffen

A man who is awesome in every way. Very strong and smart.

Bernard Geffen lifts a car* Bernard: Thats nothing.

by eeeee-MAN April 30, 2021

Charlie Bernard

WHATS THAT!!! I bought a computer yesterday, and it didn't WOOOOORK haehea. NORMAN HIDE THE BODIES. Officer how can I help you, what??! I didnt do ANY wrong!! EHEHHEHRHHR

"Whats that!" *Charlie Bernard then proceeds to grab your face and slam you into the ground while letting out a faint chuckle*

by Milkman2000 May 23, 2021

St. Bernard Choir Class

Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.

Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!

by #definitionsofpeople! December 4, 2019