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Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).
Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.
by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009
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St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.
by 69$$ March 20, 2017
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BERNARD

THIS GUY IS THE BLACKEST MAN ON EARTH .

HE IS SO APE AT FOOTBALL

NO ACCURACY, AIM OR POWER .
BERNARD IS SICK AT FOOTBALL
by KSJFKDNSM February 11, 2019
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saint bernard prep

It’s a place of a bunch of suck ups they are mostly fuckers and they are just annoying they are like if your not perfect you don’t fucking fit in it is a catholic fucking boarding school in Alabama cullman and I think you shouldn’t ever go there or definitely board there just being honest
by Rip9/11forever February 18, 2019
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Bernard Jarowski

Bernard Jarowski is a person which always is late,but he is a good friend he might always help you
Why your friend is late ?
Bro is Bernard Jarowski he is always late
by Bigpappy2115 November 23, 2021
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Jean Bernard

A typical name for a handsome, strong, and kind man. One protects those whom he holds dear until the edge of the Earth. A Jean-Bernard is gentle, but firm. Not the type of person you want to be enemies with.
My boss is such a Jean Bernard
by Artsetmeuse November 22, 2021
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Bernard

If the man's a Bernard, then the man's a hoe.
Wow, that guy is such a freaking Bernard. He sleeps with a different woman every night!
by Cherble October 12, 2022
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