Shag Baton

A penis. Normally a large penis

'Man you should have seen her face when i got the old Shag Baton out........She was lovin' it'

by MongyMax December 1, 2007

verbal beating

When a person verbally communicates rude words with a rude tone of voice to express their anger toward another person(s).

"Wow, Martha just gave Susan a verbal beating over the phone after she found out that she lied about being with Tom last night."

by Nena1987 January 28, 2015

Binge Beating

When you ejaculate multiple times in a row with no breaks in between. Multiple jack sessions back to back.

I tried going to sleep but got distracted binge beating.

by Colby is your daddy February 21, 2020

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Beatin up da Block

to cruise around city streets while listening to extremely loud music, preferably rap

Aaron: A yo man lets go cruise around Beatin up da Block!
Joel: 4 sho!

by J_A September 30, 2006

chest beating

1)Doing an action for the sole purpose of being a show off
2)Trying to outmatch someone else

Brotatoe 1: Bro! I can bench like 300 pounds.

Brotatoe 2: Dude! I can bench like 300 chicks!
Girl: Are you guys done chest beating? I would like to finish this game of Monopoly.

by BorkTheStork December 14, 2014

bored-beating

When you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you're not even horny, you're just so bored you find yourself beating off to pass time.

(Man Thinking).... Wow I'm so bored.... What could I do?...
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.

by John & Justin M. January 22, 2011