bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 9, 2017

bought a shot

Gonna get yo ass shot fo doin sumpin stoopid.

Your dumb ass just bought a shot

by CaanHammertime February 2, 2018

Boughten

Past tense of bought.

I had just boughten toilet paper last week! Now I pooped so much I need to buy more!

by kylelowe April 29, 2019

Bought

The past of BUY.

"My mother bought a new car"
"I bought a new house"
or
"Sophia bought that idea, she'll help us"

by Zeoz October 3, 2019

baughcum

A baughcum is a stupid ass mother fucker when u get to know one you will wish u never met them they r good for a abt 4 0r 5 reasons 1. Drug dealers/ drig addicts 2. Being fat 3. Going to jail 4. Running people off

Baughcum1. Hey u ugly faggot

Perosn2. Running off scared

by Josh baughcum September 7, 2020

Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021