basement

the place i hide from all my insecurities

I"M IN THE FRIKIN BASEMENT

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Rent out the Basement

This is a sexual term where a patron or John pays a hooker to eat out her ass hole i.e. paying a hooker to give her a rim job.

In order to satisfy my taste for brown eye I am constantly forced to go to the red light district and Rent out the Basement

by AronDC13 January 17, 2008

Basement Champion

A Basement Champion is a stinky nerd that lives in their mother's basement playing video games for more then 12 hours a day every day.

Peter: Hey dude, my guild just beat the Lich King on 25 man Heroic last night! It was so intense, I had to put my keyboard in the dryer after the raid because I was sweating so bad.

John: You are such a fucking Basement Champion, shut up! No one gives a shit about you loot! Go outside and get some sun!

by BigTimeYopi February 23, 2013

Cranium Basher

in DOTA: Costs 3220 gold

Requires: Gauntlets of Ogre Strength,Mithril Hammer,Cranium Basher Recipe Scroll

Gives: +30 Damage ,+3 Str Passive: Bash 15% Chance (10% for Ranged), 1.1 Second Stun, +25 Bonus Damage on Bash

2 basher percentage : 15% + (85% x 15%) = 27.75% ... so it is not exactly 30% (thanks to fellow dotaers on google).

A great item for most melee heroes. Most noticibly used on Naix, Magina, Faceless Void, Troll, Balanar etc...
Use with caution, good for some permabash/permastun

"fuck im naix and im getting owned early game"
"shit happens"
"what should i save up for?"
"duo cranium bashers = permastun and its gg"
"fuck that im going to buy dagon"

by I_luv_mcdicks August 15, 2007

Bayhem

The cinematic conceit of blowing shit up on a large scale, in slow motion and (usually) at sunset.

A portmanteau word employing the concept of the inevitable incendiary mayhem employed by uberhack Michael Bay in lieu of characters, a script or a a pube's-weight of reality.

A: Dude! Did you dig the plot in Transformers?
B: Hell, no! I was only there to watch the Bayhem!

or

A: I can't believe The Knight lays waste to Los Angeles at the end of Bruckheimer's remake of "The Seventh Seal."
B: Yeah, who needs Kierkegaardian themes on death and meaning when you can unleash total Bayhem?

by Jamie H. Lewis August 6, 2007

Basement Virgin

Describing a person (Usually age 30+) who lives in their parents basement, and would rather play video games such as WoW/Counter-Strike or hang out in online chatrooms/IRC than go out into the real world and have a tangible social life.

In most cases, a poopsock is also a basement virgin.

I have not seen Jeff since World of Warcraft was released, He must have turned into a Basement Virgin.

Jeff! Get off your computer and stop being such a Basement Virgin, or I will stop cooking with cheese.

by KoldFusion October 6, 2007

Bachem

alternative for saying son.

Others: did u get the joke man?

You: yeah bachem

by escme July 16, 2009