Bases

baseball as a sexual metaphor

Going up to bat: Attempting
Bullpen: Foreplay
1st base: French kissing
2nd base: Above the waist
3rd base: Below the waist
Home Run: Sex
Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
Foul Ball: Ass sex
Strike out: Not getting it up
Line Drive: One night stand
10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
Pop fly: Stealing virginity
Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
Gapper: Easy lay
Bases loaded: Threesome
Third base coach: The person who's filmming
Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
Cup: condom
Steroids: Birth control
Error: No Orgasm
Broken Bat: Broken dick
Extra Innings: Four times in a row
Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
Bat boy: Fluffer
Field: Heartshaped bed
Dugout: Back seat of a car

Bases: Self-Explainitory

by BBS May 18, 2006

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First base: making out (french kissing)
Second base: feeling up under or over clothes
Third base: hand jobs and fingering
(3.5: oral sex)
Home run: sex, (including anal)

BOB: We got to 3.5 last night

Bill: 3.5, there is no base called 3.5, are you retarded

BOB: you're just mad cause you're never gonna get there

by Mickey D. May 14, 2008

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1st base: making out (tongue, grinding, etc.)
2nd base: touching (boobs, fingering, handjob, etc.)
3rd base: oral (eating out, blowjob
home run: sex

Chad: I spent the night with Jenna on Friday
Josh: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Chad: I only got to 2nd base
Josh: Sorry bro
Chad: How did things go with Harper this weekend?
Josh: We got to a home run
Chad: Lucky! I really gotta cover more of the bases

by boominati.way July 15, 2018

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to the base

when a bitch sucks your dick and takes it all in. down to the base.

little kati took cock all the way to the base.

by Smoky the Behr June 10, 2006

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Despite what most people believe, "Base" doesn't refer to any form of Speed or Meth. Base refers to Crack Cocaine, which is the FreeBASE form of Cocaine, hence the name, "Base".

"But as the world turns I learned life is hell
Living in the world no different from a cell
Everyday I escape from Jakes givin chase, sellin base
Smokin bones in the staircase"

- Wu-Tang Clan - "C.R.E.A.M."

by RedSoy December 17, 2010

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