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barking tree spiders

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.
"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.
by mronesuit August 12, 2009
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barking spider

What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.
Who farted?
Dunno, but I think it's those barking spiders!
by Fartsnad June 23, 2004
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cake-bakin'

(v.)
1. To invest quality time with one's significant other.
2. To happen, develop, or take place.
3. To alter so as to make a more favorable impression.
1.) Yo, you trying to roll through tonight? Nah, mang...I gotta do some cake-bakin' tonight with ol' girl.

or

2.) Where's Peebo? Maaaaan, that's fools cake-bakin'. Again?
by Mr. Big Frog July 28, 2006
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Baskin and Boozin

Hey. Whatchu Doin?
I'm just "Baskin and Boozin" cuz.
by ImThePlug July 9, 2015
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Bartin

Retarded, low-life sad useless dumbass.
fuck bartin
by bartin May 19, 2020
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Barking Spiders

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010
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birkin bag

Ugly bag carried by top celebs just because it's expensive. 2 year waiting list just to get one of these $10 000 bags. Used by celebs such as Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart went to the court preceeding carrying her Hermes Birkin.
by Dude from another country August 25, 2005
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