Battish

New Genre: Battish - Expression of camp music.

"Battish Sound" - Guitar login sound on Windows Seven.

by DR BAT01 June 10, 2010

baptist sex

Anal and Oral Sex. Because Baptists take a vow of chastity before marriage, which only means vaginal penetration.

Dude. I heard you went out with the Minister's daughter who had a chasity ring. How was It?
Man, we did Baptist sex all night and she could not walk straight the next day

by Heathen Boy May 19, 2018

baptisiology

A made up a field of study (vaguely has something to do with the medical field) when you really want to peak someone’s interest. When questioned on what it is, have a long explanation on the origin but never actually define it. Use the term “the root of it” a lot.

“Hey so what’s your major at ASU?”
I’m majoring in baptisiology. It’s an emerging field. I’ll be taking classes at the Health Futures campus.

by AssyrianFire April 20, 2021

Heathen Baptism

The act of holding the drinking horn with the tip pointing "away" from the celebrant of any Heathen/Asatru ritual causing the person to accidentally drench themselves in mead. Usually, it only happens once, but repeat occurrences of the phenomenon are not unheard of.

"Did you see Trogdor Thorsson's Heathen Baptism at Sumbel?"
"Holy shit, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn... I think he's still sputtering!"

by Foxnight February 24, 2015

Carey Baptist College

A school with a snapchat filter, colour run and free dress days.

Children who attend this school is often called a 'Carey Kid'

Person: Hey are you a Carey kid?
Another person: No, what is a Carey kid?
Next person: A child who goes to Carey Baptist College

by fdewygubqnsj May 15, 2018

subway baptism

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.

“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”

by applejuice25 November 30, 2019

Black Belt Baptist

A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.

"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."

by Mr. Bradrad June 6, 2016