Ball Balloon

When the scrotum is stretched over the anal opening, and then a fart is expelled into the stretched scrotum, thus creating a balloon like effect projected by the scrotum, as it fills with warm fart gas.

Dude, I almost got ball ballooned, but it was too cold out, so it didn't work.

by Baxter Wyman December 29, 2010

Balloon Boy

Someone who appears to be in grave danger and has everyone fearing for their safety, but in the end are revealed to be nothing but a phony and a complete waste of time.

News Anchor 1: "It appears that balloon boy has crashed into a field in Colorado...the rescuers are moving in...no one is inside the balloon!"

News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."

by TZR October 15, 2009

balloon head

Somone who is unable to make logical decisions because they dont posses a brain in their head, just simply fresh air.

Why have you sold your car for half its value you balloon head?

by nutman17 May 24, 2007

black balloon

(n) an object to constrict the flow of blood to the ligaments. Used when "shooting" drugs into the arm.

Baby's black balloon makes her fly. I almost fell into that hole in her life.

by smartey January 11, 2006

Balloon Kiss

when one person blows a large amount of air into the other person's mouth during a kiss, causing the cheeks to puff out.

The first time I gave my boyfriend a balloon kiss, he looked so surprised when his cheeks puffed out and his eyes bulged.

by seldoodeseehC December 3, 2015

sperm-balloon

after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight

mommy mommy look i found a balloon

thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!

by israelmate November 1, 2010

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021