Staldy baldy

Its bald but cooler yo
All the cool kids r sayin it

Damn avert your eyes man that guy over there mustve polished his staldy baldy recently.

by Soggy stu February 13, 2023

Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.

"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"

by Beebo34 February 27, 2023

Baldy

Landon ball’s dick shaved and very smooth

1.Dude last night baldy tasted so good
2.Dan did you go down on baldy and kiss the shit out of him

by Fucktard08763 February 8, 2025

cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

baldy baddie

A baldy baddie is a baddie that is bald or wears a bald cap

Slay baldy baddie
Hey baldy baddie

by Baldy baddie October 3, 2022

baldy

the baldy

da baldy

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Baldi

A slightly over weight person, with a receding hairline. Be careful because they can be very sensitive whenever you mention their hair or weight.

“ Your such a baldi!”

by Rgcsfhcdtv December 4, 2019