Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
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The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018
Get the Easing the Badger mug.At some point about three years ago, it became fashionable for women to deface themselves with tattoos, usually above the waist or on the ankle or upper arm. I first became aware of this trend when some scratter shoved by me sporting a butterfly on the grotesque roll of mechanically tanned lard that hung around her belt. Had I known what was to come, I would have killed her then and there to stop the plague-like spread.
Originally confined to the lower orders, this has now 'trickled up' to the extent everyone from ballerinas to dinnerladies feels called on to complete herself by having some indecipherable Chinese bollocks or some flowers carved above her chuff.
At its most harmless, this is something discreet like a Celtic cross; at its worst, the 'tat' extends all across the lower back, leaving the gentleman with the impression he is fucking the Berlin Wall.
I suppose this was meant to look hawt and slightly dangerous, but all it does is mark the bearer down as a monumentally uninspired skank who'd probably wear a lip-plate if Nicole Richie got one.
See also: tramp stamp (US), sign of ten thousand penises, whoremark, etc.
Originally confined to the lower orders, this has now 'trickled up' to the extent everyone from ballerinas to dinnerladies feels called on to complete herself by having some indecipherable Chinese bollocks or some flowers carved above her chuff.
At its most harmless, this is something discreet like a Celtic cross; at its worst, the 'tat' extends all across the lower back, leaving the gentleman with the impression he is fucking the Berlin Wall.
I suppose this was meant to look hawt and slightly dangerous, but all it does is mark the bearer down as a monumentally uninspired skank who'd probably wear a lip-plate if Nicole Richie got one.
See also: tramp stamp (US), sign of ten thousand penises, whoremark, etc.
I thought she was a bit of alright until she bent down to open that drawer, exposing the eagle-wing slag badge on her lower spine.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
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Get the Bader mug.1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.
2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"
2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"
2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
by JamesEvan October 25, 2011
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