text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.

Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.

by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2016

windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.

Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.

by gothfan20 September 12, 2012

braked up

An arrest resulting from when you’re driving with illicit substances in your vehicle and suddenly get pulled over, subsequently searched, and arrested due to your taillight being out. Term first heard by Mr. Nonsense

“Did you hear that Jimmy got arrested the other day?”
“Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”

by Noahbuiltit October 12, 2021

Brake Tag

Phrase used in the Greater New Orleans Area to describe vehicular inspection stickers that are issued on an annual or biannual basis when checking for brakes, lights, and other safety features. Typically expire on the last day of the month on said tag.

There are cops checking for expired brake tags off the I-10 exit.

by Jack X^2 February 18, 2022

safety brake

An act in which you or a group of people take a brake from their daily routine and smoke some marijuana.

"Hey, Charlie! Let's go take a safety brake."

by Sarah Mendelson May 14, 2008

brake fluid

when it’s time to do 1000’s of dollars worth of corrosive paint damage to someone’s car

that fuckers about to eat brake fluid

by 845 definers November 21, 2019

brake the bed

when u have sex with somone and u push real hard

harmony "so do u like kate"
derry "as in friend or like brake the bed"

by HAMMY AND DEZZAAAAAAAAAAAA May 30, 2017