retard bluetooth

The mechanism which the two biggest idiots in the room immediatle synch up and begin to systematically agree on every subject.
Dont ask those two...you will get the same answer. I blame retard bluetooth.
by UDauthor123 April 21, 2010
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Bluetooth bungee jumping

Omg bob went Bluetooth bungee jumping now he is dead
by Adams tree March 18, 2022
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Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim

N. Doing something hands-free during a cell phone conversation because your cell phone is jammed into your head covering (Burqa).
I was walking behind a Muslin at the grocery store shopping using her Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim.
by peaches14 February 10, 2010
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Bluetooth Head Set

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
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Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"
*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"
by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022
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Bluetooth Tunnel Buddy

If your friend has a girlfriend, and his girlfriend slept with his sister, and you sleep with his sister. you are now Bluetooth Tunnel Buddies with your friend
hey you know my buddy matt? I am his Bluetooth Tunnel Buddy
by florida stanley February 21, 2020
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Jackson Bluetooth

A idiot saints fan who is still trying to defend a failed organization called the New Orleans saints. He is a horrible bio partner with adhd and wont invite me to the adhd club and he thinks chris olave is cool, chris olave is not cool
Vanko: Hey did you see Jackson today?
Brody: No.......Jackson Bluetooth is a lil cornball
by ramsrock January 27, 2024
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