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GF Blocked 

When you have a GF (girlfriend) and suddenly all the chicks want you. and your GF is now blocking you from scoring with them all.
Dude 1: Bro, this chick is hot

Dude 2: Yeah, too bad i'm being GF blocked
GF Blocked by Mrdudemanguysir11 January 26, 2010

chatroulette blocked 

A term refering to when you are on chatroulette and you finally find a girl willing to show you here tits, but her roomate is in the room and wont leave.
Yeager, Ricky, and Chandler got chatroulette blocked like a motherfucker last night.

Log Blocked 

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.
Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.

Pod-blocked 

One who prevents another from playing their iPod on the stereo amongst a group of people.
I was playing music on the stereo with my iPod when Phil out of nowhere plugged in his iPod. Phil "pod-blocked" me, that prick.
Pod-blocked by 1DaftPunk April 14, 2012

gawk blocked 

When traffic comes to a stop from all of the people staring at a wreck
Look at this! I'm going 20 under because of the wreck on the other side of the high-way. I've been gawk blocked.
gawk blocked by ARandomMan January 27, 2014

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs 

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.