Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 09, 2009

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St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.

Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.

by 69$$ March 20, 2017

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Bernard Jarowski

Bernard Jarowski is a person which always is late,but he is a good friend he might always help you

Why your friend is late ?
Bro is Bernard Jarowski he is always late

by Bigpappy2115 November 23, 2021

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Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.

Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.

by JohnTesimo January 16, 2016

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St. Bernard Choir Class

Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.

Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!

by #definitionsofpeople! December 04, 2019

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