baseball

worst activity (not sport) known to man. everyone who plays this sucks giant d*ck. this game is only played the biggest queers in the school. notice the real SPORTS like lacrosse football and basketball get all the girls. the kids who play baseball have little ass dicks. fucking baseball is so gay everyone who plays it should be killed. its only for the gayest mother fuckers out there. peace. fuck you baseball players.
some kid: i play baseball.

me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!

some kid: i play baseball.

me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!
this is what that one faggot's (who said the same exact stuff about lacrosse) definition of baseball should be

by getownedbaseball July 8, 2010

baseball

A game losers play because they aren't cool enough for lacrosse. also, baseball is meant for people that are lazy and are afraid to get hurt.

Johnny is a loser, so he plays baseball.

by Cody3242423415345345324 October 6, 2006

Baseball

A smoking game, only played when 4 or more people get together. Someone lights a pipe/joint, takes a hit, holds it, and passes, each person holds the hit until the pipe/joint gets back to them, takes another hit, and releases both hits in 1 exhale.

Last night was crazy, we all got together and played 3 rounds baseball, we all got totally baked.

by Dudeguy332 February 16, 2010

baseball

the poor man's cricket.

I would like to play cricket but we can't in this mud. Let's play baseball.

by ehhj June 18, 2005

baseball

Baseball is a game you play when you're smoking bud where you take a long hit off the pipe,blunt,joint etc. And hold it in till it goes all the way around the circle of potheads and the first person to choke loses

Mary jane-eh man I wanna get really faded
Smokey-eh lets play baseball I bet you'll choke first

by smokey toke n choke January 10, 2008

Baseball

1. A popular sport

2. A 7 stud (poker) variant in which the 3's and 9's are wild. Also, when a player is dealt a 4, he gets another card.

1. The Phillies are the best baseball team ever.

2. I played baseball and lost with an Ace High.

by timgetsmoney October 11, 2008

baseball

if you 'play baseball' then you like boys. so if youre a girl, youre straight, and a boy, youre gay.

if someone says you 'suck at baseball' they mean you suck dicks and not pussies, so it can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your sex.

if theres a 'baseball tournament' or 'playoff game' coming up, there will most likely be lots of boys having butt secks, and it may be a surprise.

if someone accuses you of 'playin baseball' when in fact you are dont, tell them that you play 'softball' instead.

if you do actually play the sport baseball, some may automatically assume you are gay. when this occurs, prove them wrong by 'playing softball'.

boy 1-"dude, i think he plays baseball. i saw him makin out with a guy after school yesterday."
boy2-"you saw that?! aww man i thought we had finally picked out a good spot."
boy1-"ZOH MA GAWD! i am never talikng to you again, FAG!"

boy-"mom, someone told me i played baseball today. what does that mean?"
mom-"honey, go look it up on urban dictionary."

girl-"so, do you play baseball?"
boy-"HELL no, i play softball, all the way"
girl-"good, because not only do i play baseball, i suck at it too"
boy-"i was hoping you'd say that"

by Baconator4aBuck May 10, 2010