Sports Authority

The place to go to get athletic bitches. Or step up your swag. Everything is expensive as shit, but if you shop there, you don't give a shit, because you're rich as fuck.

Let's go to Sports Authority, spend $200 on shorts and get head in the changing room. Then take them home and fuck em some more.

by Tittybars January 2, 2012

Respect my authority

one of eric cartman's many catchphrases, also the slogan of george bushes 2000 election campaign. Is pronounced 'respect my authoritah'. Also can be used in the imperative to tell someone to do what their told.

"Suck my dick"

"No, it's too big"

"Respect my authority!"

by some dude/ guy October 16, 2008

Arthur

A guy with an amazing talent in bed. He is very tall, but also a tad awkward. He also is incredibly handsome. Most arthurs are very sweet, smart, and funny. Also, the majority of Arthurs are "taken" by buxom females. They also have great skill in the field of video games.

Arthur is such a stud; he's good in bed and at video at games.

by Micrapala9 February 25, 2012

arthur the weatherman

A video on youtube featuring a black weatherman named Arthur, who has a hilarious laugh.

arthur the weatherman: Pretty much everywhere, it's gonn' be hot.
News Reporter: Then I won't need a jacket!
Arthur: eh HYEAH HYEAH HYEAH HYEAHHAH
News Reporter: Hehe, thanks Arthur.

by YoutubeNerd December 18, 2009

arthur write this

painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints

"Kaylee has Arthur write this"

by Sue of sidal September 30, 2015

authoritah

Having authroity, the authority. Especially use if you are a fat ass from South Park, Colorado.

"Hey! I am a cop, and you will respect mah aurthoritah!"

by Matty Roberts October 6, 2003

J. Arthur

Background: London rhyming slang. Named after J. Arthur Rank, a twentieth century British film producer.

NOUN: Masturbation, or Wank. Rank provding the requisite rhyme.

NOTE: Besides the obvious rhyme origin, this piece of slang may come from the famous opening of Rank's films, which depicted a muscular man in a Toga banging a gong.

"Carmen Electra is so hot, I give myself a J. Arthur every time she's on TV."

by bernard leonard January 5, 2009