Julian Assange

Founder of WikiLeaks. Prolific Publisher of War Crimes, Human Rights Violations, etc. Persecuted by Satan 👺 and his minions.

He is currently serving time in solitary confinement at Belmarsh Prision, London, United Kingdom 🇬🇧. Awaiting extradition to the US 🇺🇸 for exclusively publishing only truth.

“Truth is treason in the empire of lies”

~ Ron Paul 🕊

“If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by truth.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“Nearly every war that has started in the past 50 years has been a result of media lies.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“The pen is mightier than the sword”

~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton ✍️

by mr_carter_da_honkytonk_player_ March 9, 2021

assal

a really short girl with big boobs who is extremely hot and i wanna make out with her.

that girl is the best assal i have ever seen.

by hasti March 12, 2005

bashar assad

Current head of Syria. Likely the product of an unholy marriage twixt man and giraffe.

Dude, what the ever-loving fuck is up with Bashar Assad's neck?!?

by RXtasy December 19, 2006

Assadism

In the action of supporting the Syrian Al-Assad regime blindly and whit-out rationality, becoming a faithfull praiser of the Al-Assad regime to a point in wich it becomes a religion.

"This shabiha has converted to Assadism a long time ago"

and

"...the officer was prosterning on the ground in front of an giant Bashar Al-Assad portrait, saying "Bashar w Akbar"..."

by uberschnitzel January 15, 2013

aisyah

a very strong and aesthetic girl she seems almost perfect but hides secrets within her

aisyah seems like a perfect girl but never trust an aisyah

by purpleplatipus November 22, 2021

Julian Assange

A man accused of terrorism and endangering world peace while he is only standing up to corrupt world governments and corporations by exposing unethical acts they have engaged in

He is not afraid to tell the world the truth, and believes people have the right to know what government and corporations are up to behind closed doors

Julian Assange is NOT a terrorist, even though ignorant morons (predominantly Americans) think so, and some are calling for his death for defying the Patriot ACT

by RustlingJimmies February 26, 2011

assalanche

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.

Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.

by Jezru January 4, 2008