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Walking Apocalypse

An individual that is such a bad ass that Chuck Norris wont fight them.
I barely survived an encounter with Steve he's a walking apocalypse.

Walking Apocalypse
by Urban Dictionary investor July 29, 2012
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One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”
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Apache

A Native American group from the Southwestern USA. They have different tribes such as, the Chiricahua, Mezcalero and Jicarilla. The Navajo were once an Apache tribe, till they broke away and became a distinct, separate group. Apaches were fierce warriors that were respected and hated by their enemies. Apaches still live in the Southwest and many still speak their languages and practice their traditions, but they aren't "wild Indians" living in the bush,lol. That's just in old John Wayne movies.
The Apache are part of the colorful, rich, Southwest history.
by JD February 12, 2005
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Apocalypse acid

When one drops acid at the least opportune time. Examples include: before attending a football game, before entering a warzone, before going to work, or during any other type of public mass event.

LSD, like any other strong hallucinogen, is not a drug to be taken in close proximity to large groups of people. The large amount of chatter and noise would create intense paranoia and fear in the user, and the person could very probably have a nervous breakdown.

This phrase is a play on words, originating from the movie Apocalypse Now. One of the main characters, a drug user, claims that he had been saving a tab of acid for a rainy day. Before entering a warzone, he claims that he had dropped the tab, and proceeds to act like somone who is tripping balls.
Hippie 1: Dude, I once dropped three tabs before I went to my class prom.
Hippie 2: Jesus! That must have been apocalypse acid!
by Penumbra Ninja guy December 13, 2008
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Zombie Apocalypse

A party or gathering at which a large group of elderly people will get up and shuffle around under the guise of dancing.
"It was my gran's 80th birthday party last night. It was a fucking Zombie Apocalypse."
by John The Happy Black Man September 13, 2005
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Apocalypse Pie

LA based sex & music website that gives bitingly funny advice to retards who write into sex advice columns. Known for Lucidee's dark, blunt, no holds sense of humour about sex, musicians & guys she's dated. Awesome old school punk & rock n roll.

Often shortened to AP.
Apocalypse Pie is sex, rock n roll & retards, by an Aussie chick every dude with half a brain would kill to bang
by evep August 4, 2009
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Apocaloptimist

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks things will turn out okay.
Sarah: I'm telling you, in the end he's gonna cheat on you with your sister and your gonna feel betrayed and heartbroken.

Amy: I know, I think so too, but I'm sure it won't be all bad and maybe it won't turn out as bad as you think.

Sarah: Well, way to be an Apocaloptimist.
by Blockhead 8=D August 5, 2012
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