Andreas

A sexy beast you is a hottie and all the girls love him!!

Andreas asks a girl out she says "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

by Sex toy December 15, 2008

grand theft auto san andreas

going to be the best game ever when it comes out.

Girl: "Im bored, can I give you heads."
Me: "You slut, I am playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas right now, after I have beaten then you can, I promise."
Girl: "ok."

by gangster bling bling June 29, 2004

San Andreas

1. The next game in the Grand Theft Auto game series. It is a satire of California set in the early 1990's. You play as Carl "CJ" Johnson, a black man from Los Santos (Los Angeles) who returns back to his home city to attend his mother's funeral. However, CJ is dragged back into the gang life that he tried to run away from 5 years earlier. Players get to visit the aformentioned Los Santos, as well as San Fierro (San Francisco) and Las Venturra (Las Vegas, which technically isn't in California, but Rockstar Games felt obliged to include it, if only to shut up the assholes who wanted the next GTA to be in Vegas), as well as all the backcountry in between. Many improvements have been made over Vice City, the last GTA game such as improved graphics and targeting, a much larger play area, more character customization options, and at long last, the ability to swim. GTA: San Andreas is bound to blow every game that copied the last two games right out of the water.

2. A fault line that runs beneath the state of California. It is responsible for all the devastating earthquakes that have rocked California for the last several million years.

1. As if California wasn't crazy enough, Rockstar Games is going to make it look even more bizzare, as they always do.....and piss off shitloads of soccer moms, Jesus freaks, gays, minorities, etc. in the process, as they always do.

2. The San Andreas fault line will ultimately beat all the street gangs and liberals in the race to destroy the state of California.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Andrea

A girl that cares about all her friends, always with a smile in her face but inside dying, she will never played you, she will always care about, once you have her she will give you all her heart, must of the time she only feels happy with her friends, she is not the must popular, she doesn’t like to much people around her, she Loves food, never forget if you loose her to get her back it will be hard af, but she will always be for you.

Andrea: Whats wrong bi***
Friend:Nun
Bi*** I said what’s wrong bi*** you kno I’m here for you

Andrea: I like you a lot
Crush: I don’t sorry

The times past by and know

Crush: I lik you

Andrea: sorry, I’m with someone I really loved you but I’m loyal and I will never hurt my bf

by Lovely forever October 19, 2018

Andreas Christensen

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.

Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.

by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022

Andria Joy

a yellow skinned ape with the specie of an orangutan that was found in the jungle and adopted and is is still on the loose with animal control still trying to find her. When in human form she is slightly smart but the dumbest in the family. Says she is Indian but has the skin colour of yellow and can only count her friends on two of her fingers

Stranger 1: omg an orangutan

Stranger 2: and it’s yellow!
Jivon: ITS ANDRIA JOY

by Jivmat August 20, 2022

Andreas

In Greek it means "manly".

"Boy, Andreas sure likes to protect people from Steriod Abusive Freaks Of Nature."

by Omega The Divine March 5, 2009