Aqua Scums are non-religious friends that go to Youth Group to hit on the hot christain emo kids.
Aqua Scums are friends that bake cakes for a dead guy.
Aqua Scums are friends who won't sit around and listen to disco on vinyl.
Aqua Scums are friends who dance and sing at their tops of their lungs while listening to disco on vinyl.
Aqua Scums are friends who get carpel tunnel from playing too much flash flash revolution.
Aqua Scums are friends who stalk kids with fros.
Aqua Scums are friends who send fat kids candy.
Aqua Scums are friends that dress each other up in drag, Tim Curry style.
Aqua Scums are friends that openly discuss boy sex very loudly in the halls at school.
Aqua Scums are friends that don't beleive in names, only nicknames.
Aqua Scums are friends that are so perverted they gross out their guy friends....but its just so funny
Aqua Scums are friends that can spend hours shopping in thrift shops for neon coloured plaid pants, stripped wool sweaters (the itchier the better) and old man jackets.
Aqua Scums are friends who actually wear the neon pants, stripped wool sweaters and old man jackets to school.....all at the same time.
Aqua Scums are friends that listen to ridiculously emo songs and then tottaly make fun of it.
Aqua Scums are friends who aren't afraid to admit they have an undying passion for musicians like Soul Decision or....Prince.
Aqua Scums are friends that bake cakes for a dead guy.
Aqua Scums are friends who won't sit around and listen to disco on vinyl.
Aqua Scums are friends who dance and sing at their tops of their lungs while listening to disco on vinyl.
Aqua Scums are friends who get carpel tunnel from playing too much flash flash revolution.
Aqua Scums are friends who stalk kids with fros.
Aqua Scums are friends who send fat kids candy.
Aqua Scums are friends that dress each other up in drag, Tim Curry style.
Aqua Scums are friends that openly discuss boy sex very loudly in the halls at school.
Aqua Scums are friends that don't beleive in names, only nicknames.
Aqua Scums are friends that are so perverted they gross out their guy friends....but its just so funny
Aqua Scums are friends that can spend hours shopping in thrift shops for neon coloured plaid pants, stripped wool sweaters (the itchier the better) and old man jackets.
Aqua Scums are friends who actually wear the neon pants, stripped wool sweaters and old man jackets to school.....all at the same time.
Aqua Scums are friends that listen to ridiculously emo songs and then tottaly make fun of it.
Aqua Scums are friends who aren't afraid to admit they have an undying passion for musicians like Soul Decision or....Prince.
Bob: "Yar, Jim! i heard that gay pirates get more booty."
Jim: "Yo! fo sheez! were did ya hear that homie B?"
Bob: "those Aqua Scum girls. After they defeated the gay frenchman Pierre and his army of killer croissants with their rainbow disco laser beams of doooom, they asked me to bend over and let pierre plunder my booty ninja style!"
Jim: "YAR BOB! that's sick!"
Bob: "i know, but aren't they super rad?"
Jim: "Yo! fo sheez! were did ya hear that homie B?"
Bob: "those Aqua Scum girls. After they defeated the gay frenchman Pierre and his army of killer croissants with their rainbow disco laser beams of doooom, they asked me to bend over and let pierre plunder my booty ninja style!"
Jim: "YAR BOB! that's sick!"
Bob: "i know, but aren't they super rad?"
by megan March 28, 2005
Aqua Jesus is the Mormon Jesus who has only water in his veins because their sacrament uses water instead of wine to represent his blood.
by jackmormonpriest June 05, 2016
by aqua,aque November 27, 2017
When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.
Why is Michael making that face?
Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake
Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake
by Dirty Chaos November 28, 2017
When you’re dedicating in a body of water and the fecal mater becomes so long that it becomes a tail floating on the surface of the water while still being connected to your anus
Verb: Man, Richard sure had quite the aqua dog at the pool yesterday.
Predicate noun: You’re being such an aqua dog!
Predicate noun: You’re being such an aqua dog!
by Don’t ask my name please May 25, 2022
by Dolfino October 10, 2023
the appearance of water when the sun reflects on it, or any other glittery surface.
usually viewed post green-lungin it
usually viewed post green-lungin it
by ClUb TrEaSuReR October 25, 2005