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shittin' ankles

The act of being another's bitch.

The term is derived from another; "you got me jumpin' through hoops." After all that jumpin', you'd think your femurs would end up lodged deep, deep, deep in your anus.
I was shittin' ankles all over the place on Valentine's Day; my lady sent me around to See's, Conroy's, AND Tiffany's!
by Benjamen F. Dover February 18, 2008
mugGet the shittin' anklesmug.

scooter ankle

by Chillax_Bro August 17, 2021
mugGet the scooter anklemug.

jewish ankle

When you receive a direct blow to the Medial or Lateral Malleolus of the ankle and its hurts for a long ass time.
Last night at the club at Tom pushed me into the stage , I had a wicked Jewish ankle for the rest of the night .
by Twansolo96 January 1, 2017
mugGet the jewish anklemug.

Flick of the ankle

The act of flicking your ankle to enter your foot into someone's ass for sexual pleasure.
"His flick of the ankle was so hot bro"
by _palebitch August 25, 2021
mugGet the Flick of the anklemug.

Ankles are Broken

To break one’s ankle is to utterly destroy someone, to shit on someone’s face. One may yell “your ankles are broken” as to express the condition in which their opponent performed poorly and the winner demolished his way to victory.
Coach: Go break ankle!
Player: *Touchdown*
Coach: His ankles are broken!
by Broken Anklez February 26, 2020
mugGet the Ankles are Brokenmug.

Ankle Drop

Coping a squat in public and dropping a massive turd between your feet.

Performed intentionally as a joke or revengeful act or out of pure desperation because one needs to shit and there is no restroom or no time to get to one.
I was on a run on the trail when my little puckerhole started to squeeze. The protein shake was not going to stay inside. I had no choice but to do an ankle drop right there in the trail. The rest of the run was a bit sticky.

I did an ankle drop on my ex wife’s doormat.
by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
mugGet the Ankle Dropmug.

Glass ankle

An injury prone ankle with the structural integrity of a house of cards on a bouncy castle.
For example - Jack 'glass ankle' Wilshere
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
mugGet the Glass anklemug.

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