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Amendment :3

Section 1. Any individual who uses the text symbol “:3” in written communication shall be deemed cute.

Section 2. For the purposes of this Amendment, “:3” is defined as a text symbol depicting a smiling face with a playful or affectionate expression, often used in digital communication to convey feelings of warmth, joy, or endearment.

Section 3. This Amendment shall be implemented in the spirit of kindness and positive expression, recognizing that the use of “:3” signifies an attempt to spread happiness and good cheer in communication.

Section 4. No laws, regulations, or interpretations shall contradict or undermine the spirit of this Amendment, which is to promote a culture of friendliness and appreciation among individuals.
Person A: I'm not cute :3
Person B: According to Amendment :3, you are cute.
by NateVRC July 18, 2024
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Fifth Amendment

A phrase that is often used to describe something that was really important that can be taken away. It refers to a part of what was The United States Constitution.
"Susan remember all boys want is to take your virginity away like the fifth amendment"
"When my husband died it was like losing the fifth amendment."
"They took my son away to prison it hurt like what happened to the fifth amendment."
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Amendment Bomb

A tactic used by opponents of a bill, often done by throwing a large amount of amendments to slow the bill with intent on killing it.
"Someone brought a bill into the floor and a lot of representatives are doing an Amendment Bomb strategy in order to kill it."
by Godzilla2019 May 13, 2025
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Daley Amendment

When the president of your company alters the company's rules because your antics with customers and/or your expense account are pushing the boundaries of decorum or spending limits. The new rule is referred to as a Daley Amendment, not to be confused with a Daley Clause
Terry J is in trouble with corporate, he was at the Hive and The Pink Galleon last night in violation of Section 1, Part 2 of the Daley Amendment.
by That_meat_guy April 26, 2023
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Cody Amend

Skinny dude that will rip your arm off but give him a big goth girl with big titles he will be your best friend
by Grayson Parsons August 24, 2023
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14th amendment

Oh no! The 14th amendment!? OH NO! We care so much about that (now and not 7 years ago when I was saying exactly that! Remember? Remember when I was saying this was a violation of that exact thing? And now they're doing it to you and now it's a national emergency? Remember?)
Hym "Hey, do you REMEMBER that? When I was saying that thing? About how why this was wrong? But ONLY NOW THAT IT AFFECT A FUCKING WHORE does anyome give a shit about it. The WHORE who's running around getting raw dogged by every fat cock she meets behind he boyfriends back... NOW THAT IT AFFECTS HER and that the gallom od semen she's pouring into herself my have a tangible consequence... NOW THE 14TH AMENDMENT MATTERS! ONLY NOW does it matter. Because 'ThEy'Re gOiNg To UsE iT tO tAkE mY dEcIsIoN-cOnSeQuEnCe pRiViLeGeS aWaY!' Fucking trash! You're absolute garbo!"
by Hym Iam March 4, 2024
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