alluring Face

When a Girl Or Woman Gives You A Really Cute/Hot/Seductive/Sexy/Foxy Face That Is So Tempting, That You Can't Hold That Erection In. Most Men Have Experienced This Situation Before. Women Mostly Use This Face To Seduce Men Or To Tease/Torment Them. This Face Is One Of The Many Ways To Turn A Guy On.

Oh Dear, She Has Such An Alluring Face, I Can't Hold My Boner In Any Longer!

by AManWhoLikesRPG's March 27, 2015

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

sexy alarm clock

when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.

yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!

by goind0wnlikeA ph@t.B October 28, 2013

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010

Allure of the Seas

The largest ship in the world; an oasis class cruise liner owned and operated by Royal Caribbean International.

Info:

Length: 1,188' (362 m)
Weight: 100,000 tons
Construction started: December 2, 2008
Launched: November 20, 2010
Capacity: 6,296 maximum
Decks: 16 passenger decks

Person 1: "OMG WE'RE BOARDING THE ALLURE OF THE SEAS TOMORROW! I CAN'T WAIT MAN!"
Person 2: "I KNOW RIGHT! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!"

by tornadofan122 September 1, 2013

alarm clock

A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.

Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*

by saltine._. May 11, 2017

alaunnah

The baddest bitch on the planet, and somebody u dont wanna fuck with. Fr tho. They pretty and very smart but also very quiet and shy on the inside. She is really funny and their personalities r incredible! The are common to be short but thick girls too.

Boy: Do you got feelings for me?
Alaunnah: Hell no! Eww
~Later~
Friend: Do u like him
Alaunnah: hell yasss

by LilThickBitchAlaunnah September 4, 2017