Alaskan parachute

The act of jumping out of a plane then cutting off ones scrotum, then using it as a parachute to land safely on the ground.

Man 1 - Hey man wanna hang out this weekend?
Man 2 - Yeah lets do this Alaskan parachute thing.
Man 1 - Sure!

by YouTubeRekakLive February 10, 2012

Alaskan Skydiver

Like an Alaskan Spear thrower, but in reverse. The act of a women jumping off of a piece of furniture onto a mans penis. Even if aimed perfectly will still cause extreme pain to both.

John: " Dude, what happened to you?!"

Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"

John: " Hehe, sucks for you."

by harmonyhills August 13, 2008

Alaskan Snowdance

A game in which two men,with erect penises, tie their hands behind their back and try to insert their dick into the opponants ass

Winner: Goddamn, the Alaskan Snowdance gives me an exellent workout. it works all my muscules!

Loser: I won't be able to shit right for days!

by D,Pyle February 28, 2011

alaskan snowball

when you jizz in their lovers mouth, male or female, and then the other person spits the jizz into your ass hole, using it as a lubricant to get ur ass fucked and/or fingered.

I'm gonna do the alaskan snowball on u in ur sleep.

by mike humplebee March 25, 2010

Alaskan Lumberjack

The Alaskan lumberjack involves taking a shit on another persons chest then standing up and cutting the shit in half with your pee.

Bensk: So did you finally Alaskan Lumberjack her?
Jeremy: Yeah but I nearly ran out of piss it was a massive shi

by Tebbsthepoonslayer October 10, 2012

Alaskan Pipeliner

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.

Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.

by BigBuckDaddy October 17, 2010

alaskan 10

Rating a woman on a scale from 1 to 10, an Alaskan 10 is a 4 after you've drunk a 6-pack.

I woke up next to an alaskan 10 this morning, and I think I'll quit drinking.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003