a hoe that needs to close her legs it smells like goddamn mr.crabs butthole clean it before your boyfriend chad cheats on you with another hoe
by myassisitchy July 08, 2019
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALANA! i hope you stay in my life forever because our friendship is one of the best things that has ever happened to me and means the world to me. you light up my life like no other. there is no dull moment when i’m with you. i will cherish our memories and sweet moments together. no matter what happens i am and will always be here for you. although we are just kids and people say friendships will never last forever i promise ours will.
you matter so much to me, your so beautiful, sweet, and kind. you make me laugh and treat me better than i deserve. you’ve taught me so much. i love everything about you, the way you look when you smile, the way you laugh sounds, how strong you are, and your texts that make me smile.
you deserve better than the things you put up with. you’ve become one of the people i care about most. whenever you need something i’m here. if you need a shoulder to cry on, a hand to hold, a laugh to hear, a hug to feel, uplifting words, anything you need i will always be here for you. i love you so much and am so glad we are friends.
you matter so much to me, your so beautiful, sweet, and kind. you make me laugh and treat me better than i deserve. you’ve taught me so much. i love everything about you, the way you look when you smile, the way you laugh sounds, how strong you are, and your texts that make me smile.
you deserve better than the things you put up with. you’ve become one of the people i care about most. whenever you need something i’m here. if you need a shoulder to cry on, a hand to hold, a laugh to hear, a hug to feel, uplifting words, anything you need i will always be here for you. i love you so much and am so glad we are friends.
by tal tal pal pal March 07, 2021
A Alana is like a the best thing that could ever happen to you. She’s is mostly lie to always care ask if your ok is one small thing like the smallest thing happen. She is really funny she will not stop laughing. Almost everything she says will make you laugh so hard. There’s always gonna be one person in your life the make it bad but if you life was bad you just need a Alana to fix everything. Don’t even think about calling a Alana short just because she’s short does not mean she has no power to hurt you. Don’t even try to ignore or leave a Alana out cause she will get mad at you but will always expect your apology. A Alana is sooooooo beautiful even though she says she’s ugly but she s not a ugly person at all she is the sweetest thing. ❤️❤️❤️
Person 1: look at that sweet little girl I wonder who she is ...
Person 2: I bet her name is Alana cause a Alana is so sweet and so pretty.
Person 2: I bet her name is Alana cause a Alana is so sweet and so pretty.
by Chicken•leg•piece January 06, 2020
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by Cade Wallace Klein October 23, 2019
If you have ever met this girl,you are one of the lucky ones.Alana salas is kind hearted and beautiful,you can have long conversations with her about anything and is a great friend to have.She can sometimes be mean and she has sharp bones but If you ever get the chance to date this girl you will have the best memories with her.I Love You bape.
by Basea November 23, 2021
The best way to describe this thing is TREACHEROUS!! She will sleep with everything with a dick and WILL lie and manipulate you into a baby U believe is yours for as long as she can! If your lucky Enuff to escape it's clasp, and still try to be a father to the child...your efforts will be purposely sabotaged by this thing. I've heard of the term ..Townslut....this is the more accurate label! This thing should have hit the bottom of the Abortion bucket!
by Noet Awl September 24, 2022