Mandarin affair

A sex act consisting of stuffing 2 mandarin oranges in your partners anus, then fucking them in an upright position until they both pop out.

my girlfriend and I decided to try the mandarin affair. The results were juicy...

by Clitcmmander September 5, 2020

Balkan Affair

The stitching between flaps of rubber on a jumpy or inflatable rubber object

As I fell of the jumpy, I sliced open my nuts on the Balkan Affair. fuck

by malmö January 26, 2010

A Current Affair

A show that was Maury when he freight-trained as it covered hard news, scandals and the shit from tabloids. It's the forerunner for the wordpress blog of the writer behind The Fandom Writer where he combined candid life with CBS News style reporting as his second incarnation of the blog the entries became more in depth. The show was the forerunner to Nancy Grace before she reported on vodka mom. The show started with Maury in the mid-1980s to 1990 then seen other hosts take the reigns in the 1990s. Geraldo Rivera didn't stray from his freight-training roots when he did his talk show but joined Fox News Channel he was coined disaster porn by gossip bloggers. The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was picking on fellow Glendale Heights resident, William Patrick Corgan. The tag #globalistshill was born.

Before Maury was addressing baby momma drama and lie detector tests, he was doing a show that freight-trained as he did hard news with A Current Affair. Noted for the hard 'ka-chung" and zoom sequence. When you have celebrities pissed at the pink blog drawing on your fucking mugshots in lewd ways, be more worried when a light blue blog turned light grey does a piece on you because he's indepth and busts the race liar.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

Department Of External Affairs

One of the most useless departments in the roblox scp genre, while it being a functioning department in the SCP Wiki, on roblox it is the most useless department in the genre due to it's Overseer or the group owner allying and doing their job in groups.

The Administrator: Alright, I'll accept your affiliation
DEA Ambassador: But why?! that's not your job!?
The Administrator: You're the only one in the department since nobody cares about DEA
DEA Ambassador: Because you already do our job for us, instead of the Department Of External Affairs doing it for you.

by Chaos_Insurgent2 December 8, 2022

Affair

When your mummy and daddy go to the Bahamas but your mummy comes back without your daddy, he is now in Bermuda getting to know your stepmum.

Me and Gerald had an affair, yeah, Gerald's ex was a bitch

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

peach affair

A peach affair is an illicit relationship or hook-up, for no strings attached sex, where a female is the object of conversation.

It's just a peach affair. I'm not taking her home to meet the parents.

by PeachesRx August 13, 2017

affair

The (male or female) genitals.

She, with the greatest effrontery imaginable, unbuttons his breeches, and removing his shirt, draws out his affair, so shrunk and diminished that I could not but remember the difference, now cresfallen, or just faintly lifting its head.

by Delbosco October 15, 2021