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Black Reel Award

An annual award ceremony that:

1. given only to black director, actor, actress, writer for their contribution in Hollywood. Black people like: Penélope Cruz, Maya Rudolph, Mariah Carey, Gabriele Muccino, Dev Patel etc.

2. introduce and promote racism even in Hollywood. pioneer for "American Bruce Lee Award", "Hispanic Hollywood Award", "Dimitry Goes to Hollywood Award" etc.
1. Barak Obama: Dude, Before wiking info for Black Reel Award, i never new Penélope Cruz is black.

George Bush: yeah, she just as black as Mariah Carey.

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Me no Happy, Me want more award, Me want to create a new award, "Austrian-American-California Governor Award".
by IceQube June 29, 2011
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crook award

The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.

The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!

excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?

seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
by hydepark March 19, 2010
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encouragement award

A pity award for someone who didn't qualify for the actual award
Up next is rhys with the drama award and Karl with the Encouragement award
by OussOuss October 31, 2018
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Black hole Award

1. An award given by gamers for the worst performance in a game.
You earned the black hole award for ultimate failure in a game.
You suck more than a black hole and therefore are awarded the black hole award
by 001Agent M November 3, 2010
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Worst Teacher Award

Given to a teacher who keeps assigning work to seniors even though they got a week of school left.
Teacher M: Even though you are tired as hell from exams, I'm still going to give you stuff to do.

Student 1: Bruhhhhhhh............

Student 2: And the Worst Teacher Award is to.......
by senthurmanz May 23, 2016
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Award Stomp

To wreck someone's night by barging onto the stage while the person is receiving an award and saying things irrelevant to the person who received the award.
In the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift received her music award, Kanye West Award Stomped into her, and said that Beyonce made the best music video of all time.
by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009
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two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!
by MAC36 December 11, 2007
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