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Accidental Moon Landing

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.
Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark
by CptThunder thighs August 16, 2017
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accliminator

The ultimate tier of friendship, often found through a forgery of the greatest bromance
Yo man, look at that Felix dude he's such an accliminator to his friends.
by TrueFactsJustForYou May 24, 2018
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Accidental Bookmark

During intercourse, the act of thrusting too vigorously, thus removing the condom and leaving it dangling outside of your partner's vagina, keeping your place for reinsertion, resembling a bookmark.
I was mid-prison pummel in Shannon last night when my condom slipped off. I was able to jump right back in, thanks to my accidental bookmark.
by AssManAndy January 9, 2019
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accidental fries

you know that moment when you ordered fries: you patiently wait for them

and when you get them you see some accidental fries. That is without any doubt the best moment in life of every adequate person. You would never order curly fries on your own, but the feeling of getting 2-3 of them in your normal fries is tangible.
accidental fries in How I Met Your Mother:
A few years earlier, Barney met Blauman for a drink at MacLaren's. Barney was upset at Blauman for eating four fries from the basket Barney had ordered (after declining to order any food himself). Not only did he eat four fries, but the fourth one was an "accidental curly."
by billbilly_bill June 5, 2022
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bus accident

when you can't get off the bus (out of your car, into the house,walking on a beautiful day) in enough time to make it to the bathroom. therefore....causing a bus accident....LMAO so one shits their pants and causes you to have to throw away what ever you are wearing and clean up the mess.
riding on a bus and getting the feeling of "uh oh"....and not making it off the bus in time to get to a bathroom. thus you have a bus accident....shit your pants....
by freaky grace January 4, 2012
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Accrington

Is a sad drug dealers paradise with a population of 50k wedged in the middle of the NorthWest 50% of people are sados that will stab u for a bag of chips.25% are elders that have cancer and the rest are nerds that play xbox. Accrington is like an Ebola infecting nearby towns with chav disease only Baxenden has escaped.It is full of school kids with drug dealing fathers that will play knock a door run on your house,smash ur window and scratch your car.
Im from Accrington.
My mum got stabbed in Accrington
by Big Shaq 1 January 15, 2018
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