Alyssa

All alyssas have gigantic cocks.

Alyssa 1: I heard Alyssa has I ginoumous cock
Alyssa 2: yea it's pretty massive ig but mines bigger

by MongloidFucker May 27, 2017

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Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.

Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.

by jenifer lopez June 1, 2020

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Alyssa

A girl that is an angel and means everything to me! This is the girl I love to death!

Alyssa's an ANGEL!

by B_ryannnn September 29, 2008

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alyssa

The most hottest lovable person you will ever meet

guy1: Hey look at alyssa she is so hot!

guy2: I know right!

by Jeremy Cz. February 25, 2010

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Alyssa

An Alyssa is the type of girl that will cheer you up no matter what has happened. They are the one's that are always happy and crazy. If you meet an Alyssa and barely know her she WILL hold a conversation that will last at least 10 minutes.

Alyssa: Hey dont i know you?
Boy: We met on a bridge.
Alyssa: O yeah! how have you been?
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--10 minutes later
Boy: Wow i really got to know you!
Alyssa: Yeah its been a great conversation!

by Ki-l December 14, 2008

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Alyssa

One of the prettiest, most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She's very smart, has the most gorgeous green eyes you will ever see, and has "incredibly good-looking" legs. On top of that, she's really nice and will never fail to make you laugh. When with her, you'll wish you will never have to leave her side. You will instantly fall in love with her from the first moment you see her, and you won't be able to forget about her. If you had to spend the rest of your life with someone, it would be Alyssa.

"Are you okay? You keep zoning out today."
"Sorry. Last night I danced with this one girl and now I just can't stop thinking about her..."
"Oh! It must've been Alyssa."

by That_One_BV_Guy May 30, 2009

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