A guy who is beyond the definition of creeper. A person who likes to drink his brother's nosebleed blood and craves women's blood because it arouses his sexual emotions. Certain girls make him salivate and he wants to have sex with them while drinking their blood.
He friend requests you on facebook and starts stalking you. He claims he loves you and he out of nowhere shows up at your house saying that he just knew that it was your house by its "essence" and stands outside your window throwing things at it.
He is overly dramatic and talks like he's in the 16th century.
He is color-blind and in love with Twilight and claims to be Edward Cullen and his victims to be Bella Swan.
He has a theory of "perfect Christianity" that involves everyone loving everyone and he thinks that a blue/purple dress is red.
He friend requests you on facebook and starts stalking you. He claims he loves you and he out of nowhere shows up at your house saying that he just knew that it was your house by its "essence" and stands outside your window throwing things at it.
He is overly dramatic and talks like he's in the 16th century.
He is color-blind and in love with Twilight and claims to be Edward Cullen and his victims to be Bella Swan.
He has a theory of "perfect Christianity" that involves everyone loving everyone and he thinks that a blue/purple dress is red.
OMG this creeper stood outside my window for TWO HOURS just staring into my room and asking to talk to me last night!!!!!!
OH GOD IT WAS AXEL JOHNSON WASN'T IT?!?!?
OH GOD IT WAS AXEL JOHNSON WASN'T IT?!?!?
by Victim's friend February 27, 2009
by 1237_ March 27, 2019
A small US based indie artist who writes songs about having trauma and being a gay simp. They also participate in bandom culture, most of which dates back nearly 20 years.
by mrpeterwentz February 25, 2022
by WiggaWonka69420 March 25, 2022
A couple made to have an eternal love. They are both an aspiring medical worker and unexpectedly fall in love with each other. They are both happy with their current life and thrive to achieve their dreams in the future.
If you love someone, be like Axel and Kate.
by haduken-haduken January 28, 2022
A sex position in which a large man, who hasn't shaven in about 2 days so his whiskers are in the sandpaper stage, holds his lady upside-down in a standing 69, and violently rubs his previously mentioned sandpaper face on her lady parts until she bites his dick because of the pain.
Girl: "That Cali boy is so hot, I'd totally let him reverse axel me" Friend: "He plays bassoon..." Girl: "Never mind"
by fricklicky February 01, 2015
a very beautiful human being who can be described as a fairly tall nerd with a lush afro, glasses, and a big smile. He is usually associated with pianos, ukuleles, and chad vaccarino. BAM
1. "Bam, everybody; Ian Axel's in the house."
2. "Is that the say something guy?"
"His name is Ian Axel, bitch."
2. "Is that the say something guy?"
"His name is Ian Axel, bitch."
by :•) June 30, 2014