Atheism

A pawn of the pagan gods.
Ever since the gods returned, they used atheism to help destroy Christianity
by Divus Acanthus April 30, 2012
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atheism

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
Makes perfect sense to me!!
a: i believe in atheism that belives universe was nothing that exploded creating eveything
b: fair enough.
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atheism

A person who does not believe in God and the after life. It is sad, in that the person believes that there is no God. They live without hope. Someday when the person dies they go to Hell. If they had only believed in Christ and had been good people, they would have gone to Heaven.
Example of atheism:

Person 1: "Christ is truth."
Person 2: "I don't believe it."
Person 1 dies later *Goes to Heaven*
Person 2 dies later *Goes to Hell*
by Smith22006 July 07, 2006
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atheism

Atheism is a belief system embraced by those who reject the moral teachings of Catholicism, especially those teachings against abortion and homosexuality.

Those who embrace atheisim often claim to do so because they think it is rational and scientific. Unfortunately most vocal atheists show a high level of irrational thought combined with a lack of factual knowledge.

Gay pop star Elton John:
"Religion should be outlawed because it lacks compassion and promotes hatred of homosexuals."

Okay Elton, have you got any proof that religious people on average have less compassion than atheists, or that they generally promote hatred of homosexual people? I guess not.

Gee Elton what a great argument for atheism! LOL.
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atheism

the easiest religion to troll, they follow satan
atheism is the easiest religion to troll
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r/atheism

An organized system of beliefs, cultural systems, world views, ideas, and ideals that relate humanity to an order of existence without god. The religion of atheism crowd-sourced under the church of reddit. A sermonizing vanity project that practices ritualistic circlejerking of pseudo-philosophical platitudes originating primarily on facebook. A self-celebrating, fedora wearing scene of experts on Occam's razor. Ontological superfluity.
redditor 1: "What's r/atheism?"

redditor 2: "Oh, you mean that church of religious zealots that downvote any reference to god?"

redditor 1: "Yeah, prepare to be shadowbanned."
by Don't use your real names. January 23, 2015
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faces of atheism

The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.
faces of atheism actually made r/circlejerk break character
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